Some of their suggestions, in no particular order, include:
- Steal the alien technology and destroy the aliens with their own technology.
- In case you fail to escape, disguise yourself as an alien.
- Find something that the aliens like and negotiate your get-away.
- Flee to the mountains; basement, subway.
- Flee to the underground subways.
- Fight back mercilessly.
- Don't attack them without a good strategy.
- Enlist in the military
- Learn the alien language
- Pledge your allegiance to them
- Canned food (obviously)
- Perfume (to hide your smell from not washing)
- Chocolates (for bribing aliens)
- Digital cameras (to take pictures of the aliens)
- Extra underwear
- Alien anti-biotics